Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it's going and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course--the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Most of the time spent wrestling with technologies that don't quite work yet is just not worth it for end users, however… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I rarely end up where I was intending to go, but often I end up somewhere I needed to be. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I don't really have any advice, other than to say it's the most appallingly difficult thing I've ever tried to do and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When you walk through the storm, hold your head high And don't be afraid of the dark! At the end of the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image