“I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder… — Bauvard Night sky Copy Share Image
“I dropped out of school and congratulated myself for my diligence. Few realize how hard one has to work to resist the… — Bauvard Hard work Copy Share Image
“I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more… — Bauvard Book Copy Share Image
“The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.” — Bauvard Astrology Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the background of magnificence lurks the kitchen staff. But a magnificent person only forgets about his origins, never his brunch.” — Bauvard Food Copy Share Image
“I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the… — Bauvard Book Copy Share Image
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ” — Bauvard Cannibal Copy Share Image
“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more”… — Bauvard Dirt Copy Share Image
“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people… — Bauvard Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“It is remarkably precocious when a person accomplishes anything after the age of thirty.” — Bauvard Precocious Copy Share Image
“The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the… — Bauvard Endowed Copy Share Image
“Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.” — Bauvard Parenting Copy Share Image
“We need to revitalize the American spirit. People are always asking ‘What would the founding fathers do,’ but I have yet to… — Bauvard American spirit Copy Share Image
“Sending love letters to first-graders will teach them lessons in cursive. But writing back will test their commitment.” — Bauvard Cursive Copy Share Image
“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.” — Bauvard Department store Copy Share Image
“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.” — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
