“Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college… — Bauvard College graduates Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the… — Bauvard Capital punishment Copy Share Image
“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot,… — Bauvard Cars Copy Share Image
“What’s outside my head and what’s inside my head aren’t worth mentioning. What’s worth mentioning is what’s on my head – my… — Bauvard War Copy Share Image
“When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We… — Bauvard Books Copy Share Image
“You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside… — Bauvard Books Copy Share Image
“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“When a person encounters his own statue and takes a hammer to it, performance art adds depth to greatness.” — Bauvard Art Copy Share Image
“Be true to your divided selves. They're the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.” — Bauvard Time Copy Share Image
“I may be slow, but I know a racist when I’m called one - and I am proud to support the supremacy… — Bauvard Racism Copy Share Image
“Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?” — Bauvard Education Copy Share Image
“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.” — Bauvard Character Copy Share Image
“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.” — Bauvard Balanced diet Copy Share Image
“I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.” — Bauvard Writing Copy Share Image
“Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant… — Bauvard Sports Copy Share Image
“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner… — Bauvard Regret Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view.… — Bauvard Dreaming Copy Share Image
“Trees are corrupting our parks. They should be arrested for loitering. For deciduous trees, add littering and indecent exposure to that list… — Bauvard Trees Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.” — Bauvard Failure Copy Share Image
“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better… — Bauvard Community Copy Share Image
