“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Folk-wisdom Copy Share Image
“I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.” — Bauvard Writing Copy Share Image
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.” — Bauvard Chew Copy Share Image
“We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.” — Bauvard Deforestation Copy Share Image
“Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.” — Bauvard Faith Copy Share Image
I am a foreigner, but I like to hide the fact. I'd rather people be prejudiced against my personality. — Bauvard Foreigners Copy Share Image
“Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.” — Bauvard Comedy Copy Share Image
“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.” — Bauvard Privatization Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view.… — Bauvard Dream Copy Share Image
“Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one… — Bauvard Flattery Copy Share Image
“I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.” — Bauvard Quits Copy Share Image
“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.” — Bauvard Character Copy Share Image
“It is so wearisome having to represent things. That is why I refuse to look at abstract art. It is much too… — Bauvard Abstract art Copy Share Image
“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot,… — Bauvard Cars Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked… — Bauvard Dream Copy Share Image
“As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful… — Bauvard Business Copy Share Image
“Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant… — Bauvard Athlete Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the… — Bauvard Capital punishment Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace… — Bauvard Dream Copy Share Image
“I don’t believe in a lot of phenomena that fall under the term ‘parapsychology.’ Especially that one branch, psychology. You’re going to… — Bauvard Psychology Copy Share Image
“Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.” — Bauvard Children Copy Share Image
“Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have… — Bauvard Immaculate conception Copy Share Image
“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it.… — Bauvard Leisure Copy Share Image
“We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse.… — Bauvard Humanity Copy Share Image
“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.” — Bauvard Pipe Copy Share Image
“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on… — Bauvard Electric chair Copy Share Image
“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner… — Bauvard Regret Copy Share Image
“I may be slow, but I know a racist when I’m called one - and I am proud to support the supremacy… — Bauvard Proud Copy Share Image
“I dropped out of school and congratulated myself for my diligence. Few realize how hard one has to work to resist the… — Bauvard Hard work Copy Share Image
“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.” — Bauvard Balanced diet Copy Share Image
“To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is… — Bauvard Ambition Copy Share Image
“When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We… — Bauvard Books Copy Share Image
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back… — Bauvard Dentistry Copy Share Image
“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the… — Bauvard Change the world Copy Share Image
