“Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one… — Bauvard Flattery Copy Share Image
“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.” — Bauvard First step Copy Share Image
“Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.” — Bauvard Boasting Copy Share Image
“Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.” — Bauvard Integrity Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we… — Bauvard Dreaming Copy Share Image
“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always… — Bauvard Health Copy Share Image
“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.” — Bauvard Celebrity Copy Share Image
“To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is… — Bauvard Ambition Copy Share Image
“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Attacking the person instead of the argument is condemned in logic, widespread in physics, and not used nearly enough in humanism.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy… — Bauvard Abortion Copy Share Image
“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.” — Bauvard Humor Copy Share Image
“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I… — Bauvard Dreaming Copy Share Image
“It is so wearisome having to represent things. That is why I refuse to look at abstract art. It is much too… — Bauvard Abstract art Copy Share Image
“There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.” — Bauvard Cliche Copy Share Image
“Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse.… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.” — Bauvard Divorce Copy Share Image
“We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.” — Bauvard Deforestation Copy Share Image
