Funny Quote by Bauvard Download Open image ““A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”” — Bauvard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Idealism Love Men and women
“a man is also a woman; he wants to find someone, to give meaning to his life.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“Humanity as a whole is changeful, mystical, fickle, delightful. Men are men, but Man is a woman.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“The most precious possession that ever comes to man in this life is a woman' heart.” — J. G. Holland Copy Share Image
“The natural and untainted male mind respects and loves the woman and her magnificent scope of capability and creative gifts.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
“sometimes a man’s purpose in a woman’s life is to make her a better woman for the next man.” — Jessica N. Watkins Copy Share Image
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“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees,… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
