Funny Quote by Bauvard Download Open image ““Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”” — Bauvard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gender Humor Like Princesses Like Prostitutes Men Men Treat Prostitutes Prostitution Royalty Treat Women Women
“If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“He would be here treating you like a princess.' She thought about saying that he had treated her like a princess, but she was… — Ruthie Knox Copy Share Image
“Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much.” — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“I do not want to be treated like a princess, I just want to be loved.” — Pushpa Rana Copy Share Image
“A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
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“Some girls, deserves to have you treat her like a princess everyday, just like you always do to me." - Maisie Preston” — Kirsty Moseley Copy Share Image
“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts. Try and convict me if I’m… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees,… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
