I don’t need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body. — Robert Black Body Copy Share Image
It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it… — Robert Black Crowds Copy Share Image
“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read… — Robert Black Best time Copy Share Image
“The fastest way to destroy a culture is to make it multicultural.” — Robert Black Culture Copy Share Image
“Good art is becoming hard to find these days. With political correctness, the internet, globalization, and multiculturalism, people are becoming pressured to… — Robert Black Art Copy Share Image
“A man must get his affairs in order, even if he lives five minutes ahead of them.” — Robert Black Affairs Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable… — Robert Black Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Beautiful girls, are a bit like been there, done that. Once you have had one, the mystery is gone.” — Robert Black Beautiful girls Copy Share Image
“A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.” — Robert Black Men Copy Share Image
“When considering female human beings, we should ask ourselves what kind of organisms become overjoyed when presented with decapitated plants as gifts?… — Robert Black Flowers Copy Share Image
“People who are seeking to get famous need to ask themselves one question. Do I have depth of character? It doesn't matter… — Robert Black Famous Copy Share Image
“You can always tell what the pussy will be like, when you kiss the lips.” — Robert Black Kiss Copy Share Image
“Writers should cut as close to the vein as possible. The readers don't want to be covered in your warm sticky blood,… — Robert Black Blood Copy Share Image
“Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.” — Robert Black Devil Copy Share Image
“The problem with working, I mean not self-employed, is that you have to get up and routinely do something that you do… — Robert Black Hamster Copy Share Image
“When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol… — Robert Black Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Most of us spend all our working life dreaming of doing nothing, then when we end up doing nothing, we long for… — Robert Black Drudgery Copy Share Image
“People spend half of their free time drinking alcohol and the other half watching totally sober people on television. And they want… — Robert Black Alcohol Copy Share Image
Writers and other artists are mostly just historians, produced by nature to describe, decipher and thus historically represent the universe. — Robert Black Art Copy Share Image
“It’s a shame that sex is not all about pretty girls, flowers, and white lingerie. When it comes down to it, it’s… — Robert Black Fish Copy Share Image
