“Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.” — Robert Black Booze Copy Share Image
“Successful long term relationships are all about power levels. A high power level male will attract and succeed with a high level… — Robert Black Attraction Copy Share Image
“There's nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.” — Robert Black Greed Copy Share Image
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy. — Robert Black Bars Copy Share Image
“The best thing I can tell you about girls is that it is not so much how they see us, it is… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“There’s two ways to go in this life. You can try to rise above it, overpower it, with meditation, exercise, and purity.… — Robert Black Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Human beings will be remembered as the race who tried to destroy everything they did not understand. People, animals, plants, even the… — Robert Black Animals Copy Share Image
“Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.” — Robert Black Cats Copy Share Image
“Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case… — Robert Black Cases Copy Share Image
“Gay people represent art. Start allowing gay people to be beaten in the street then you allow art to be beaten in… — Robert Black Art Copy Share Image
Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get… — Robert Black Dangerous Copy Share Image
Women should not be penalized for being women. Equally, men should not be penalized for being men. I fear that in overly… — Robert Black Being a woman Copy Share Image
Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more. — Robert Black China Copy Share Image
“Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with the more… — Robert Black Darkness Copy Share Image
“To be honest, I write for myself. Therapy, I suppose people would call it. So when someone buys and reads one of… — Robert Black Mental health Copy Share Image
“When you haven’t had a drink for a week or so, you get the urge, feel the excitement in your gut, and… — Robert Black Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Christianity fucked men and women up. Men feel guilty and women have misguided anger. The result, a weak male. Fucking controls on… — Robert Black Christianity Copy Share Image