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“Why shouldn't his death bring you into some total scandal of garment-rending grief? Why should you accommodate his death? Or surrender to it in…

— Don DeLillo

“Sympathy is wasted on the dead”

— Tobias Wade

“It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you, commit a…

— Elizabeth L. Silver

“a funeral reminds you to be alive, doesn’t it? It slaps you across the face and points out that there’s still warm blood doing…

— Lydia Kang

“Funerals and memorial services are something that have to be gotten through. They honor the dead, but they’re for the living.”

— J.A. Jance

There is no more ridiculous custom than the one that makes you express sympathy once and for all on a given day to a…

— Marcel Proust

“Great grief can be worn charmingly by a beauty and I have seen a lot of gracious dignity at funerals in my time but…

— Julian Fellowes

“Funerals aren't for dead people. They're for the living.”

— Angie Thomas

“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your grief, not…

— Beth Lincoln

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

— Denise Jaden

“Funerals are absolutely fatal for a man of your age.”

— Agatha Christie

“Funerals are for the living, not for the dead.”

— Yudhanjaya Wijeratne