Comedy Quote by Dara O Briain

Stay keeping my cup full so I'm extra charged like a state tax.

— Drake

The current tax code is a daily mugging.

— Ronald Reagan

There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You…

— Patty Hearst

Went from lint in my pockets to using money machines. I got my city back popping and they dont want me to leave.

— Meek Mill

The woman that comes in, takes the wastebasket away, she's paying 15.3 or whatever it is on payroll tax alone. I mean it is…

— Warren Buffett

Audit your time not money.

— Anonymous

I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.

— Neal Stephenson

I hope I haven't spent more than $1,000 on mugs.

— Kasie Hunt

The only people I don't answer are bill collectors.

— Jimmy Breslin

Housekeeping? If it pays well, I might as well have a try.

— Zhang Ming

I will absolutely give my [tax] return, but I'm being audited now for two or three years, so I can't do it until the…

— Donald Trump

When I was a child my mother used to pay me half a crown - 12.5 pence - to wash her car each week.

— Barry Gardiner