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“Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.” quote by Bauvard — Download Open image

““Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.””

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