Quote by Bauvard Download Open image ““Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.”” — Bauvard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I think someone should invent an edible remote control, to go along with TV dinners.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm starving and I'd much rather have cookies than another riot, wouldn't you?” — Misty Provencher Copy Share Image
“You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“... to me, a restaurant with no menu, headed by a chef I trusted, would be ideal. In such a utopia, guests could specify… — Phoebe Damrosch Copy Share Image
“Television is a possum with a tapeworm, she thought; always hungry and it’ll feed on any garbage.” — Sean Chercover Copy Share Image
“There are dinner parties ruined by guests, and there are dinner parties ruined by hosts, and then there are dinner parties when everyone contributes… — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
“Kitchens have a funny way of forcing people, as different as they may be, to get along.” — Dalia Jurgensen Copy Share Image
“What fiendishness went on in kitchens across the country, in the name of providing food!” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees,… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
