Pipe Quote by Ian Fleming

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

“Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.”

— R. Alan Woods

“Put that in your mustache and smoke it.”

— Agatha Christie

“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

“HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!”

— Helen Fielding

“No Matter how you try to cover up smoke, it must come out.”

— Patti Callahan Henry

“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.…

— George Carlin

“Why do you want to put more smoke inside of you?”

— David Levithan

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville

“If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.”

— Munia Khan

“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova