Bridget jones Quote by Helen Fielding Download Open image ““HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!”” — Helen Fielding ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bridget jones Helen-fielding Mad-about-the-boy
“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.” — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Here we are, kiddies, sitting like a bug in a rug, snugly, surrounded by a battalion of bloodsuckers who wish no more than to… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“barometer of success in later life is not that they always win, but how they deal with failure. An ability to pick themselves up… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“One has to be in control, otherwise the whole dynamic becomes a total disaster.” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“it’s a bit like if we were on a planet where all the space creatures were short, green and fat. Except a very few… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd always hoped to write the story as a novel, but there was a long period when the [Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries] movie… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
With most of the events in the books [ Bridget Jones Diaries ] I draw a little bit from my own life and some… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“It’s no good. When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you’ve created together collapses,… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd always hoped to write the story as a novel, but there was a long period when the [Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries] movie… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
With most of the events in the books [ Bridget Jones Diaries ] I draw a little bit from my own life and some… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Of course the chronology of the books is a bit back- to - front, and books usually come out before movies. But happily, these… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“The worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end , the whole sum of parts which adds up to… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Coldplay songs deliver an amorphous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money, to finance… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
If the stories don't come from the inside out, then Bridget [Jones] is not being true to herself and it's very important to me… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.” — Dougie Brimson Copy Share Image
When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I got into my usual obsessive writing frenzy, using all the material I'd worked on for so long and crafting it into a little… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I tend to take [ to Bridget Jones Diaries] something that nearly happened, or might have happened, and then exaggerate it to make it… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
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