Christmas Quotes by Helen Fielding

“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or…

— Helen Fielding

“barometer of success in later life is not that they always win, but how they deal with failure. An ability to pick themselves up…

— Helen Fielding

“One has to be in control, otherwise the whole dynamic becomes a total disaster.”

— Helen Fielding

“it’s a bit like if we were on a planet where all the space creatures were short, green and fat. Except a very few…

— Helen Fielding

If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very…

— Helen Fielding

Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men.

— Helen Fielding

I'd always hoped to write the story as a novel, but there was a long period when the [Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries] movie…

— Helen Fielding

“Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible…

— Helen Fielding

With most of the events in the books [ Bridget Jones Diaries ] I draw a little bit from my own life and some…

— Helen Fielding

“Bet I will become known as brilliant cook and hostess”

— Helen Fielding

I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to…

— Helen Fielding

“It’s no good. When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you’ve created together collapses,…

— Helen Fielding

Of course the chronology of the books is a bit back- to - front, and books usually come out before movies. But happily, these…

— Helen Fielding

“The worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end , the whole sum of parts which adds up to…

— Helen Fielding

Nobody wants to be racist and I think that most people aren't.

— Helen Fielding