It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say,… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
When Bridget [Jones] does finally get pregnant, she 's bound to mess it up, but what I tried to show is the… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“THEY ARE CHILDREN!’ Mr Wallaker roared. ‘They are not corporate products! What they need to acquire is not a constant massaging of… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Why, when people are leaving their partners because they're having an affair with someone else, do they think it will seem better… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Maybe there are just some men like that in the world, I thought. Men who have to be in charge, who have… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
When someone loves you it's like having a blanket all round your heart... — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Come on, let's get you a drink. How's your love life, anyway? Oh God. Why can't married people understand that this is… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“barometer of success in later life is not that they always win, but how they deal with failure. An ability to pick themselves up… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“One has to be in control, otherwise the whole dynamic becomes a total disaster.” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“it’s a bit like if we were on a planet where all the space creatures were short, green and fat. Except a very few… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd always hoped to write the story as a novel, but there was a long period when the [Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries] movie… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
With most of the events in the books [ Bridget Jones Diaries ] I draw a little bit from my own life and some… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“It’s no good. When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you’ve created together collapses,… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image