Bridget jones Quote by Helen Fielding

“It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.” quote by Helen Fielding — Download Open image

““It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.””

Helen Fielding

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