“Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'." (Talitha)” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
