Bridget jones Quote by Helen Fielding

“The plague had killed far more females than males. As one of the few women in The New America, especially an educated, civilized woman,…

— Anna Carey

“Texting is like kryptonite to women’s standards. It erodes them, like gentle ocean waves slowly, over time, destroy a beautiful dune.”

— Jessi Klein

“What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us theirs?”

— Emile Cioran

“The female of species is deadlier than the male.”

— Joseph Bruchac

“Why we are gentlemen if life is not gentle with us?”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a…

— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

“From the earliest times, female domestic servants have been viewed as snacks for the sexual appetites of their masters.”

— Eric Berkowitz

“The stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must guard his courtship from any charm that could make a woman wish for its…

— Jane Austen

“Gentle Is The First Word In Gentleman.”

— The Enduring

“Gentlemen are a dying breed. Do your part to help out by supporting them sexually.”

— Alessandra Torre

“When in Doubt, Turn Into a Biting Insect”

— Rick Riordan

“The rest is just sex, copulation, the perpetuation of the vile species.”

— Umberto Eco