Funny christmas Quotes by Larry Wilde

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• AB Andy Borowitz 4 quotes
• DB Dave Barry 3 quotes
• PD Phyllis Diller 2 quotes
• PO P. J. O'Rourke 2 quotes
• OA Oren Arnold 2 quotes
• BH Benny Hill 2 quotes
• WS Winston Spear 1 quote
• WE William Thomas Ellis 1 quote
• WF W. C. Fields 1 quote
• TA Terry Alderton 1 quote

More by Larry Wilde

“Don't ever, ever give up. Moses was once a basket case.”

— Larry Wilde

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“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

— Larry Wilde

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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.

— Larry Wilde

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

— Larry Wilde

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