Brutal Quote by Charlie Hunnam

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

— Mitch Hedberg

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.

— Francis Jammes

The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

— George Sand

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein

Smoke one for those who can't.

— Simpleman

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

— Arlo Guthrie

You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling…

— Charles Baudelaire

I checked out all types of tobacco trying to find one that would be easiest to live with, I ended up using pipe tobacco.…

— David Strathairn

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan