Bongs Quote by Demetri Martin

The worst part about smoking a bong is all the chemicals they add to water these days end up in your lungs.

— Kloudy

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

— Mitch Hedberg

It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

— Charlie Hunnam

Why cant everyone get a bong?

— Kid Cudi

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

Why can't everyone get a bong

— Kid Cudi

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein

The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

— George Sand

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

— George Carlin

Weed. Why cant we all just get a bong?

— Ashley Rosales

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

— Arlo Guthrie