Bongs Quotes

Real slow hits from the bong... Make me feel like Cheech, And I'm kickin' it with Chong.

— B-Real

I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young.

— Dana Rohrabacher

Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we…

— Henry Ford

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

— John Mayer

[Bong Joon-ho'] is quite different but technically, he is as clever as [Alfred] Hitchcock. That's saying something. In humanitarian terms, I think…

— John Hurt

Bong Joon-ho is enormously sensitive to performance. He knows what he needs to see and that's all he needs to shoot. He…

— John Hurt

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking…

— Demetri Martin

Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human rights, of…

— Eddie Rickenbacker

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…

— Stephen Colbert

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause…

— Bob Saget

When I hit the bong I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns.

— Redman

On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of an old…

— Devin the Dude

Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now,…

— Greg Gutfeld

Always was Morocco. And recently the country's leadership seems to have embraced it in all its ill-reputed glory. The days of predatory…

— Anthony Bourdain

A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about…

— Richard Jeni

When I was a teenager, working towards dropping out of high school to starting to tour with bands, I'd drive around in…

— Dave Grohl

According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, "He and Randy came to my…

— Rand Paul

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

— George Carlin

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during…

— Ronald Reagan

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where…

— Spike Milligan

I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way - sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell I love them.

— Bipasha Basu

[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse…

— Michael Phelps

I certainly like the actor to have as much lee-way as possible. In the same way that director Bong was generous enough…

— Kelly Masterson

I was pretty young. I guess I was in high school, so I was probably 13 years old. It was crazy. I…

— Seth Rogen

Elephant Man [movie] was much more difficult physically. This had a couple of days. It was quite tricky. I had my leg…

— John Hurt