Bongs Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bongs California Eastern Men Pipe Stuff
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The worst part about smoking a bong is all the chemicals they add to water these days end up in your lungs. — Kloudy Copy Share Image
Smoking on something grown at home. So I can blow O's. Nigga I'm from PGH but all my weed from Californ'. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Crowded and my whip is partly cloudy cause we smoking strong. Who say you can smoke them joints? Probably cause you rolled em wrong. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit. — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in… — George Carlin Copy Share
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy… — George Carlin Copy Share
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Real slow hits from the bong... Make me feel like Cheech, And I'm kickin' it with Chong. — B-Real Copy Share Image
Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
[Bong Joon-ho'] is quite different but technically, he is as clever as [Alfred] Hitchcock. That's saying something. In humanitarian terms, I think he is… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
Bong Joon-ho is enormously sensitive to performance. He knows what he needs to see and that's all he needs to shoot. He is so… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human rights, of greater value than life itself. This gallant Air Force hero will be remembered because he made his final contribution to aviation in the dangerous role of test pilot of an untried experimental plane, a deed that places him… — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
When I hit the bong I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns. — Redman Copy Share Image
On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of an old Timberland boot if you can rig it up and get some weed some out of it. I'll smoke that. Man, I've been saying that for years, so I might just try to make me a Timberland boot contraption… — Devin the Dude Copy Share
![“[Bong Joon-ho'] is quite different but technically, he is as clever as [Alfred] Hitchcock. That's saying something. In humanitarian terms, I think he is much cleverer. He is one of the best directors I've worked with. I absolutely adore working with him.” quote by John Hurt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6b/john-hurt-1669_adore_bong-joon-ho-is-quite-different-but-tech_677502.jpg)
![“First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.” quote by Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a31/stephen-colbert-503_bongs_first-in-high-school-i-smoked-a-lot-of-p_1076307.jpg)
