Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I…

— David Hockney

It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

— Charlie Hunnam

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.

— Francis Jammes

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in…

— Robert Benchley

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville

“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova