Chairs Quote by Robert Benchley

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

— Mitch Hedberg

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan

A knock down now is better than a knock out later! God can even allow a temporary knock out now in order to stop…

— Jesse Joseph

Sometimes people close a door because they’re trying to figure out a way to get you to knock.

— Andrew Pyper

I don't try to knock out people.

— Adrien Broner

I'm always going to say I'm going to knock someone out.

— Mark Hunt

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming.

— Aimee Mann

You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling…

— Charles Baudelaire

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville

It's easier to knock on a door that's not shut all the way.

— Cynthia Lewis

Many of us knock on the door but remain outside, because knocking and entering are entirely different actions. Knocking is necessary, consisting of reading…

— Vernon Howard