Christmas Quote by Anthony Barger Download Open image “The real Santa is... your mom and dad.” — Anthony Barger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Christmas humor Dad Funny Funny christmas Humor Humorous christmas Mom Mom and dad Santa
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon Copy Share Image
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas. — John Green Copy Share Image
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know. — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
Just be real with yourself, eventually they will realize who you are. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
When there is a problem, you better solve it. You can give up or go for it. To my point is when people give… — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
Without lips, you cannot kiss. Without hands you cannot hold hands. Without eyes, you cannot see. Without heart, you cannot feel... — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
You know her heart is not made of glass so why would you break her heart? — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
