If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante Copy Share Image
When you're with another tea smoker it makes you feel a special kinship, — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
I believe that for the typical smoker nicotine satisfaction is the dominant desire, as opposed to flavor and other satisfactions. — R. J. Reynolds Copy Share Image
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The right of smokers to smoke ends where their behavior affects the health and well-being of others. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
I'm raspy, and if I wasn't a smoker, I'd still be raspy. My pops has a raspy voice, and my grandfather. — Jadakiss Copy Share Image
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that. — IndraneeL Copy Share Image
Still. Smokers out there, you know what I'm talking about. That moment, after you've had a huge meal, say at Thanksgiving, when… — Jim Leyland Copy Share Image
“You can’t let your dog crap on the sidewalk, but it’s perfectly acceptable to blow carcinogens down other people’s throats. Somewhere along… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I'm interested in smokers standing on ledges, and big box stores, the rise of the suburbs, and the hollowing out of small… — Sam Abell Copy Share Image
Smokers, like so many of us, are mavericks when they're healthy but parasites when they're not. They trash their bodies and then… — Norah Vincent Copy Share Image
If you own a simple Weber kettle grill, you own a smoker. You don't have to spend an enormous amount of money… — Steven Raichlen Copy Share Image
People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men,… — Ethan Nadelmann Copy Share Image
“Smokers of the world unite! On t'count o' three, all light up, right? 1-2-3... You've all been cowed. I've changed the law… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken… — Richard Doll Copy Share Image
Without infringing on the liberty we so much boast, might we not ask our professional Mayor to call upon the smokers, have… — Harriot Kezia Hunt Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Absence of gratitude is the mark of the narrow, uneducated mind. It bespeaks a lack of knowledge and the ignorance of self-sufficiency.… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image