Blow job Quote by Eugene Mirman

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

— Eugene Mirman

“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.…

— George Carlin

Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example…

— Anonymous

“She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him. "Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.”

— Olivia Cunning

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.”

— Fierce Dolan

I've worked with people at different stages of their careers and different success levels, and one thing I've noticed about the guys at the…

— Shawn Roberts

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“From inside Marty LaRosa's home: "Ahh, nobody's gonna blow up nothin'," Armand declared with a wave of his hand. "The bastards at the top…

— Dan Riley

“See what happens when you have sex with a guy and blow him off? It never ends well to break a guy's heart.”

— Stephanie Rowe

“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.”

— Roman Payne

“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.”

— Slavoj Žižek

“Oh, is my baby’s little pussy finally getting wet?” He put his hand on her knee. She tried to cross her legs. “Yes, and…

— Lexi Blake

“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed.…

— Joyce Haber

“Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.”

— Allen Ginsberg