Blow Quote by Eugene Mirman

“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys.…

— Eugene Mirman

I've worked with people at different stages of their careers and different success levels, and one thing I've noticed about the guys at the…

— Shawn Roberts

I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.

— Anthony Jeselnik

“From inside Marty LaRosa's home: "Ahh, nobody's gonna blow up nothin'," Armand declared with a wave of his hand. "The bastards at the top…

— Dan Riley

“See what happens when you have sex with a guy and blow him off? It never ends well to break a guy's heart.”

— Stephanie Rowe

“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already know how…

— Jill Shalvis

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

— Larry David

“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on…

— Tara Sivec

When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally, I'll say…

— Katy Perry

“Jesus, Martin, what the hell do I pay you for?” “My good looks, the occasional blow job, and my constant supply of Jim Beam.”…

— Adrienne Wilder

“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”

— Matt Cole

“Of course, a blow job given in friendship isn't the most arousing, but it stays in the memory longer.”

— Bruce Benderson

“You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there!”

— Sarra Manning

“Bitch, have you been getting collagen in those lips? You look like you gave a blow job to a Hoover attachment.”

— Heidi Cullinan

“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking Hog. I…

— Andre Dubus III