One of the wonderful things about Portlandia - and I'm not just blowing smoke, although I can blow smoke, but I'm not… — Scott Raab Blow Copy Share Image
I did a thing called 24 Hour Plays, a thing they do every year on Broadway. A bunch of playwrights and actors… — Scott Raab Actors Copy Share Image
Somebody'll be me, tomorrow or whenever. I've been doing this awhile. My time's limited. I've been doing this awhile. — Scott Raab Funny Copy Share Image
I said [to my mom], "I want to go to the parachute regiment." She said, "Whew, that's tough. But okay, I understand." — Scott Raab Mom Copy Share Image
For each show, we do maybe 15 versions before it goes on air. So I know every show microscopically. — Scott Raab Air Copy Share Image
Pro Publica distorts the relationship between organizations and their consultants, — Scott Raab Consultants Copy Share Image
If you are the leader, you don't have the right to say things like "Ugh, didn't eat this week I was so… — Scott Raab Bravado Copy Share Image
A movie is a miracle, even if it turns out to be a disappointment. — Scott Raab Disappointment Copy Share Image
I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic. — Scott Raab Anger Copy Share Image
One of the best compliments I ever got was "You know what I like about you? You're smart enough to be scared.… — Scott Raab Cocky Copy Share Image
The comics I've talked to have varied styles as stand-ups, but the throughline is that it's the most intense thing they've ever… — Scott Raab Done Copy Share Image
I remember when I had my show [The Chris Rock Show on HBO], I used to run my show. It was so… — Scott Raab Black Copy Share Image
The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor… — Scott Raab America Copy Share Image
As a viewer I came of age during a time when cast members were prone to fistfights. So I may be carrying… — Scott Raab Age Copy Share Image
The Ranger who trained me at the time was [American] Major Buck Kernan, who became Supreme Allied Commander. I hadn't spoken to… — Scott Raab Bucks Copy Share Image
Actors are the neediest people you're ever going to meet. And their relationship to real life, tenuous though it is because of… — Scott Raab Every day Copy Share Image
The reason I have managed to get so many shows on television is because I've tried to be authentic. When you're gonna… — Scott Raab Believe Copy Share Image
A Murphy [Eddie Murphy] movie is like a Sidney Poitier comedy - he's that intensely good... He revolutionized acting. He's literally black… — Scott Raab Acting Copy Share Image
When we went to war at the Falklands, Buck Kernan had to shake each man's hand as we boarded a boat for… — Scott Raab Boat Copy Share Image
My mother never criticized any idea I had. She thought anybody could have anything. Even if I was in a poor family… — Scott Raab Company Copy Share Image
I was a section commander in the parachute regiment [in the British army]. — Scott Raab Army Copy Share Image
I watched American TV shows: Starsky & Hutch, Dallas, Rockford Files, Bonanza. And for many summers growing up, I worked on my… — Scott Raab Aunt Copy Share Image
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