Bears Quote by Eugene Mirman

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

Better to face the bear than run from it.

— Robert Jordan

“I was especially riveted by an amateur photograph in Herrero’s book, taken late at night by a camper with a flash at a campground…

— Bill Bryson

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why…

— Mike Birbiglia

It seems strange that bears, so fond of all sorts of flesh, running the risks of guns and fires and poison, should never attack…

— John Muir

Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear…

— Michael Thomas Ford

Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid…

— Michael Thomas Ford

I have held healthy respects of bears along with assorted crocodiles, snakes and lots of other animals. You know, bears are dangerous, you have…

— Bear Grylls

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

— John Green

“My particular dread--the vivid possibility that left me staring at tree shadows on the bedroom ceiling night after night--was having to lie in a…

— Bill Bryson

The bear is what we all wrestle with. Everybody has their bear in life. It's about conquering that bear and letting him go.

— Jennifer Lopez

Bear insult, bear injury.

— Sivananda