Bears Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

Bears need people. People need bears.

— Pam Brown

There's what we expect bears to do and then there's what they do. Sometimes the two don't match.

— Joe Clark

Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet youd taste good.

— Jacob Black

I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the…

— Demetri Martin

“I was especially riveted by an amateur photograph in Herrero’s book, taken late at night by a camper with a flash at a campground…

— Bill Bryson

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why…

— Mike Birbiglia

Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.

— Karl Lagerfeld

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

— Eugene Mirman

Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention…

— Stephen Colbert

Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.

— Pam Brown

I have held healthy respects of bears along with assorted crocodiles, snakes and lots of other animals. You know, bears are dangerous, you have…

— Bear Grylls