Bears Quote by Michael Thomas Ford

Over the course of history, the people who are not scared go into the woods and are mauled by a bear, are not going…

— M. Night Shyamalan

“Bears are often vicious animals. I’m not too worried, however, since pretending to be dead is your best defense against them. It’s how I’ve…

— Logan Ryan Smith

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

— Eugene Mirman

It seems strange that bears, so fond of all sorts of flesh, running the risks of guns and fires and poison, should never attack…

— John Muir

Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear…

— Michael Thomas Ford

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why…

— Mike Birbiglia

The bear is what we all wrestle with. Everybody has their bear in life. It's about conquering that bear and letting him go.

— Jennifer Lopez

I'm kind of scared of bears.

— Chris Pontius

Better to face the bear than run from it.

— Robert Jordan

Not everyone agrees the bears should be protected. Hunters, oil interests, even the state of Alaska has questions about the effects protection would have…

— Sam Champion

“No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.”

— Jarod Kintz

Fact: More people are killed each year by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

— Laura Lee