Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Inspirational Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you. — Joe Garagiola Animal Copy Share Image
Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it… — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring. — Joe Garagiola Marriage Copy Share Image
All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face. — Joe Garagiola Face Copy Share Image
It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola Alternatives Copy Share Image
It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is… — Joe Garagiola Able Copy Share Image
I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little… — Joe Garagiola Animal Copy Share Image
I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use… — Joe Garagiola Forget Copy Share Image
The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile… — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she… — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the… — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against… — Joe Garagiola Balls Copy Share Image
Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola Drunk Copy Share Image
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street! — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the… — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long… — Joe Garagiola Animal Copy Share Image
The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action. — Joe Garagiola Action Copy Share Image
As a catcher, you can't be afraid. You gotta make fast decisions. — Joe Garagiola Afraid Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Balls Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Afraid to fail Copy Share Image
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola Baseball Copy Share Image
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve. — Joe Garagiola Anticipation Copy Share Image
