Drunk Quote by Joe Garagiola Download Open image “The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.” — Joe Garagiola ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Kangaroo Like Roller
Baseball-wise, the Orioles specifically love that I haven't pitched as much as other guys coming into Major League Baseball. — Pat Connaughton Copy Share Image
The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. — W. P. Kinsella Copy Share Image
Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an… — Christy Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Hurry up!” everyone in the room seemed to shriek at the same time. It didn’t matter to us that all over Pittsburgh, in every house and in every bar, thousands of others were undoubtedly carrying out their own rituals, performing their own superstitions. Hats were turned backward and inside out, incantations spoken and sung, talismans rubbed and chewed and prayed… — Philip Beard Copy Share
Some guys, first pitch of the at-bat gets called a strike - maybe it's a ball off or below their knees, and it gets… — Aaron Judge Copy Share Image
When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver… — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
We really had baseball in the family. Even that little habit I've got of chewing tobacco on the ball field sort of comes from… — Nellie Fox Copy Share Image
There's nothing like being a pitcher on the mound. You're by yourself. Ever since I was a little kid watching Pedro Martinez do it,… — Pat Connaughton Copy Share Image
Baseball is a lot like the ivy-covered wall of Wrigley Field--it gives off a great appearance, but when you run into it, you discover… — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball. — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his voice level. Blaine grinned at him lopsidedly and giggled, almost choking. He slapped the table, knocking his empty glass over. “Ye-ss, I am! Don’t ssup-pose you – think I co-uld ssit here an’ calmly wait t’die… — Christina Engela Copy Share
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
