Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
