Alcoholics Quote by Ingrid Bengis

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the…

— Robin Williams

The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking…

— Shane MacGowan

...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe…

— David Nicholls

It's been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It's the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your pride is…

— Gary Oldman

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

— Dylan Thomas

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

— Charles Bukowski

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew that if…

— Bradford Cox

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!

— Anonymous

I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in transforming from…

— Josh Kilmer-Purcell

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

— Christian Finnegan