Complaining Quote by Dean Martin Download Open image “I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.” — Dean Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Complaining Complaints Down and Drinking Drunk Last night Lasts Night
The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it. — David Millar Copy Share Image
I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt. — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I was angry and frightened, and I was scared. I knew what I had done. The whole night is my fault. None of this… — Kim Richards Copy Share Image
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor. — Rita Ora Copy Share Image
Just one night at a show in New York, I literally passed out and fell off the stage. — August Alsina Copy Share Image
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
And you can't complain about kissing Emma Watson. Isn't that what everyone in the world wants to do? I've known Emma for a few… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
People who are complaining about the Fed are people who've been predicting runaway inflation for five and six years, and it hasn't happened. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
They have no right to complain! If women were cool with knowing their man is cheating on them then they have no right to… — Eric Williams Copy Share Image
Do not complain of life's unfairness. It is never fair - at best it is impartial. — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain? — Billie Burke Copy Share Image
I think we need to talk about mental illness a lot more. People complain about tax dollars and say we don't have the money.… — Nia Long Copy Share Image
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
You shouldn't get to live in society and give nothing back. People complain about their taxes, yet they do nothing for the community. That… — Kathleen Turner Copy Share Image
Once the war began, the government could do anything 'necessary' to win it; so it was with the 'final solution of the Jewish problem,'… — Milton Mayer Copy Share Image
