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“I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never driven a bus before!” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never driven a bus before!”

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