Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin McCarty

Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving..

— Kevin McCarty

I'm not saying I hate u..i'm saying that if u ever get hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus :)

— Anonymous

I am not saying that I hate you, I am just saying that if you were hit by a bus I would be driving…

— Shubham Joshi

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying... If you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

— Chloe

Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:)

— Anonymous

I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I don't know anyone who's ever taken a bus. It's a mysterious form of transportation.

— Christopher Guest

I never took the bus. Never. Walking meant you were eccentric or pious or a loser - riding the bus meant you were insane…

— Susan Straight

I don't drive. I live in L.A., but I take the bus. I know, I'm weird!

— Carol Ann Susi

Sometimes it's good to miss a bus. It might be the wrong bus.

— Steve Guttenberg

I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd…

— Green Monk

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

— Sanjaya Malakar