Please don't go threw my phone why she asks cause there is porn on there she laughs I say wow good the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A hoe you pay to go away, A lady is to be respected, Your girlfriend should be your best friend, Your fiances… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Having a gf/bf should be your best friend. The one you can tell anything too, the one who will be there first… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's best friend's ex boyfriend's mother's insurance agent is the winner of my own lottery drawing. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl loves you but you cheat, girl hates you and you love her, girl falls for your best friend who weds her,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sorry I can't hang out with you tonight my girl's, father's, best friend's, parole officer's pet turtle died. peace! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sometimes its your best friends who betray you... FACT Sometimes its the ones you least expect it betray you... FACT Sometimes you… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Everything comes to an end even the best relationships your girl who was your best friend is now your enemy, she isn't… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
After a bad relationship and you think life is over when its far from, pick your self up and show the person who let… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
If you don't like club beats take a HIT OF E and you will love the music. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The biggest pain in the ass when your battery on your phone is dieing.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being a third wheel isn't the best, but use it towards your advantage. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I went a million miles for you and you couldn't run 1k to me.. That's why your my ex and she is my new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
People call me and always leave a voice mail to call them right back.. Who the hell are they ? That option is only… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Being happy with the little that you have. There are people who have nothing who can put on a smile. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
