Funny Quote by Josh Hill Download Open image “So I just watched a drunk guy get hit by a bus... xD” — Josh Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to… — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if u happen to get hit by a bus, I wouldn't say I might not have beeen… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
DUDE I just poured my friggin heart out to you & you reply ohlol. I hope you get hit by a bus! Then I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's a misunderstanding.… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Maybe reality will hit us all real hard someday, and people will learn things about themselves that they could never imagine. — Josh Hill Copy Share Image
You know you're weak when you watch a young child open their fruit snacks while you struggle to open yours. — Josh Hill Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
