Funny Quote by Melchor Lim

Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you?

— Anonymous

Officer , I swear to drunk Im not God!

— Hemant Smarty

No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

— Anonymous

Drunk man get pulled over, the officer ask the man if hes been drinking he says no and slaps a beer label on his…

— Unkknown

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

Drunk man get pulled over, officer says to the man have you been drinking?, the man slaps a beer label on his forhead and…

— Anonymous

Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...

— Anonymous

High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.

— Wiz Khalifa

No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.

— Green Monk

High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too.

— Wiz Khalifa

A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man…

— Anonymous

“Officer down. Officer down." "I'm an officer now, am I? That's insult to injury.”

— J.D. Robb