Drunk Quote by Lil Wyte

That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you

— Jgawesome

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

— Gene Simmons

Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say….Hi! How are you?

— Melchor Lim

If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life must be…

— Emanuel Sebastiao

Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you?

— Anonymous

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

— Dean Martin

I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less…

— Anais Nin

“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.…

— Benjamin Hale

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his…

— Christina Engela

Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples…

— Philip Yancey

“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…

— Terry Pratchett