Funny Quote by Anonymous

A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

— Kayla Knight

*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten

— Anonymous

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright

I was a kindergarten dropout.

— Kiernan Shipka

“On my first day of kindergarten: "You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you…

— Anonymous

When I was a kid, a policeman was someone you looked up to and respected.

— Alan Sugar

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

— Groucho Marx

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

— Russell Howard

I had a teacher once, grade school somewhere. Philippines, I think, because she always wore a big white hat. So it was somewhere hot.…

— Lee Child

As a kid, I was never like, 'I'm going to be a cop.'

— Katy O'Brian

“If anyone ever told five-year-olds the truth about life, he thought, there’d be a rash of kindergarten suicides. ”

— P.J. Tracy

“Hello Mr Police Officer, I know enough about police misconduct to regard you as a bully.”

— Steven Magee