Bad news Quote by Anonymous

“On my first day of kindergarten, I bit a kid. Hard. In my defense, he deserved it.”

— Kat Kruger

“If anyone ever told five-year-olds the truth about life, he thought, there’d be a rash of kindergarten suicides. ”

— P.J. Tracy

“opposite: I believe the rest of school (indeed, the rest of life) should become more like kindergarten.”

— Mitchel Resnick

“The first children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten. They seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I…

— Charles Bukowski

“I’m not concerned about your comfort zone or readiness for change. I’m concerned about the kids who just entered Kindergarten.”

— Ian Jukes

“I didn’t know about jealousy or depressions or anything like that. I had such a wonderful existence being a kindergarten teacher – you didn’t…

— Andrew Morton

“I know it's only a matter of time before she gets to preschool and starts asking her teacher why today's snack is so shitty.”

— Katie Cotugno

“Children don't say, “I had a hard day at school today; can I talk to you about it?” They say, “Will you play with…

— Lawrence J. Cohen

“And contrary to popular kindergarten doctrine, talk to as many strangers as possible.”

— TimFite

When our children are getting ready for kindergarten, they are getting ready for life.

— Glenn Youngkin

“This is the first year for me as a teacher and, by the looks of this class, I’m hoping it won’t be my last.”

— Phil Wohl

“Life was a hard teacher, but a thorough one.”

— Karen Hawkins