Alarm clock Quote by Groucho Marx

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'

— Anonymous

*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten

— Anonymous

“Where there are policemen there’s crime, sergeant, remember that.”

— Terry Pratchett

“It's All Officers, sir." They broke into a run. You always did for an All Officers. The people in trouble might well be you.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Yes, four in the morning is both too early and too late. Anyone awake must be up to no good, so let’s not ask…

— Frank Chimero

“The policeman looked him up and down and Jack raised an eyebrow. ‘Want my phone number, constable?”

— Trevor Baxendale

“If a policeman is serious about his profession but says he has time, he lies.”

— Henning Mankell

“I have rather an unwholesome weakness for policemen.”

— Dorothy L. Sayers

“If you need an alarm clock, you need a new job.”

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

“As the old saying goes, when seconds count the police are just minutes away.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It's four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!?”

— Jeff Hirsch

“Making the assumption that I am in the presence of criminals has always kept me safe when interacting with police officers.”

— Steven Magee