I wake up at about the same time every day. I sleep well and wake without an alarm clock. — Donatella Versace Copy Share Image
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is. — Jane Stanton Hitchcock Copy Share Image
If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time. — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils disguised as gremlins wearing snake masks.” — Amy Kathleen Ryan Copy Share Image
Disturbers are never popular - nobody ever really loved an alarm clock in action, no matter how grateful he may have been… — Nellie L. McClung Copy Share Image
I won't tell you how many hours a day I work because you wouldn't believe it. But don't worry; I am in… — Michel Ocelot Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks unset, their taunts silent. Crystals flashing dire red, as if to warn of seconds that dwell, of years that fleet.” — J. Andrew Schrecker Copy Share Image
As a performer, I wanted to be the loudest, most persistent alarm clock I could be, because there didn’t seem like any… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks were going off in the city now. One after another, sometimes two or three together, they drove their small silver… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
I have a hard time waking up. No alarm clock works! It sounds childish, but I seriously have my manager, my mom… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks are the bane of humanity. Sleep inertia, the decline in motor dexterity, subjective feeling of grogginess, and impaired state of… — Kilroy J. Oldster Copy Share Image
“The day that changed my life was one of those days. The crappy kind. Normal people have a whole lot of them.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I tended to listen to doo-wop, but my grandmother would always have the radio on all day and she'd start with Yiddish… — Richie Havens Copy Share Image
Everybody I hang with - the ranchers, the farmers, the cops, the teachers, the plumbers, everybody I hang with - they've got… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
People went to bed when the sun went down and they woke up when the sun came up. That's what our bodies… — Shelby Harris Copy Share Image
Come here and take off your clothes and with them every single worry you have ever carried. My fingertips on your back… — Tyler Knott Gregson Copy Share Image
Instead of things I'm good at, it might be faster to list the things I can't do. I can't cook or clean… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed. — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
