Alarm clock Quote by Jay Leno

After eight months of one of the most intensive public and private investigations in American history, no one - no one - has come…

— Steven Hatfill

Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“Jon Stewart: [at anchor desk] The media, of course, must walk a fine line covering this story. With more we turn to Steve Carell…

— Chris Smith

“Whenever I send a book by parcel post and the clerk at the post office asks me, "Is there anything dangerous in the package?",…

— Los Angeles Dave Zobel California

I'm going to introduce a resolution to have the postmaster general stop reading dirty books and deliver the mail.

— Gale W McGee

Mistakes, scandals, and failures no longer signal catastrophe. The crucial thing is that they be made credible, and that the public be made aware…

— Jean Baudrillard

People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.

— David Ogilvy

I think that there's something that I still like about the fact of a package, like the latest report from somebody. "Okay, this is…

— Brian Eno

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

— Bob Garfield

People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it.

— Seanbaby

On the day when a young writer corrects his first proof-sheet he is as proud as a schoolboy who has just got his first…

— Charles Baudelaire

We're trying to do for the national ­security apparatus what FedEx did for the postal ­service.

— Erik Prince